idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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