Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
