32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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