no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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