You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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