that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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