Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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