I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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