Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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