i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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