is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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