feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we're making bets on your personal life
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you never un-have a 4some
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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