You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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