So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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