She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
two words...techno handjob
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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