barbara walters just said penis...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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