drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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