Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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