I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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