we have officially lost it.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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