The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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