I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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