I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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