I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Everclear isn't food dammit
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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