New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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