Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
