I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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