No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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