you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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