I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
All I want is dick and wine.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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