yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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