i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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