She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
