I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
