i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Randomize
