covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im six kinds of drunk right now
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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