yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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