Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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