Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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