She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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