Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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