oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever