My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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