Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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