Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
