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say what?
wanna hang out?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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