I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
did you just send me my own nude
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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