you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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