508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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