we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.