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• (478): View more from Georgia

  she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet

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• (305): View more from Florida

  gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill

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  did you ask her what wine to pair it with?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class

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• (845): View more from New York

  he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.

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  It's like 10 times better than an Oscar

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• (510): View more from California

  A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  so he's a sleeptalker.

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  yeah??

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  "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can

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  Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk

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