I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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