My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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