Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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