We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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