Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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