i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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