Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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