got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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